Good Day to you my dear friend

"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"- Alice In wonderland

squirrelofwednesday:

i love the xkit warnings on the mp3 downloader

like look at these

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And as I was screenshotting each of these, this little message popped up.

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sorry bro

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mamalaz:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

Rubeus Remus Potter is what Albus Severus’ name should have been. 

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the-vashta-nerada

—Just fucking listen to this

fucking-landshark:

I’ve officially found the most perfect song to represent Dan and Phil’s friendship and no one can convince me otherwise.

Well I know there’s lots of kinds of love in the world
and they’re not all romantic and not all for boys and girls
but what we have doesn’t have strict definition
because I love you just as much as I hate my college tuition
and we’re basically like dating but without all the romance
don’t get me wrong, I think you’re pretty, but I don’t want in your pants
it’s just that
I’m in best friend love with you
so I wrote this song for you
And I know you think it’s weird, it’s true
but I’m in best friend love with you
and I think we should go all the way
in the 100% friendzoned way
and I can’t get you out of my head
and as long as we’re in separate beds
I wouldn’t mind spending the rest of my life with you 
like maybe we would work if we’re single or we’re gay
but what I’m really trying to say
is I don’t love you like Shang loved Mulan
you’re more like the Robin Hood to my Little John
and I love you like autotune loves T-Pain
like a prostitute loves crack cocaine
I love you like Batman wished his parents hadn’t died
like Anne Frank wanted to fucking go outside
you’re more than my best friend, you’re my partner in crime
that I’d never ever make out with
(except for that one time)
And I know you think it’s weird, it’s true
but I’m in best friend love with you
and I think we should go all the way
in the 100% friendzoned way
and I can’t get you out of my head
and as long as we’re in separate beds
I wouldn’t mind spending the rest of my life with you 
whoaaaa, best friend love
don’t need no love-glove with best friend love

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

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tonystarktastic:

i-ll-be-mother:

Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?

It is. And I’ve seen his replies to people and just…he confirmed on Twitter that he runs that fucking facebook and I’m like “YOU!”

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